Saturday, March 02, 2002

Here is your two-month update:

Today, I got my first callback for that lead in ER. I auditioned for the part of Chief Resident Guy and I guess they liked the way I pronounced "dylantin" because instead of saying "dylantin" I said "desitin" and everybody laughed. I got teased about "ass cream" by all the casting directors and every time that annoying british woman who played the former CRG's wife would act out a scene with me, she would wiggle her butt as she walked away and laugh like crazy. I don't look forward to having to seduce her in the 2nd audition (ER is kind of grabbing at straws for ratings, I guess, but don't tell them I told you that) because frankly I'd rather smack her upside the head to correct her obnoxious britspeak. Anyway, I guess it pays to make an impression on the casting directors, at least. We'll see if I can outshine Anthony Edwards when he first auditioned for CRG back in the early 90's. I heard he rubbed his bald head all over George Clooney and that got him the part. Too bad George isn't on the show anymore because I was prepared to do a lot more than that! And too bad Goran Visnjic wasn't on the set at the time because... well, we'll just leave it at that.

I think that's the most interesting news of late; I'll tell you some more stories later if you check back within a month or two. No more six-month teases, I promise.

Wednesday, December 19, 2001

Still not interesting!

Thursday, May 03, 2001

Hi. I'm like the booge, but interesting.